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Destroy All Humans! – Xbox Original
Take over the planet—one terrified human at a time—with Destroy All Humans! for Xbox Original. Released in 2005 by Pandemic Studios and THQ, this cult-classic action-adventure game turns the alien invasion fantasy on its head, putting you in control of the invader instead of the defender.
Set in 1959 America, Destroy All Humans! hilariously parodies Cold War paranoia, retro sci-fi, and mid-century pop culture. Step into the role of Cryptosporidium-137, a ruthless yet charismatic alien operative of the Furon Empire, sent to Earth to harvest human DNA and secure the future of your species’ cloning program.
Key Features:
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Play as the Alien: Unleash advanced alien technology and telepathic powers to dominate humanity. Use your Zap-O-Matic, Anal Probe, and Ion Detonator to cause chaos, or snatch up civilians with your psychic abilities.
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Classic UFO Mayhem: Take to the skies in your Flying Saucer, obliterating entire towns with death rays, tractor beams, and explosive weaponry.
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1950s Parody and Satire: Experience a sharp, comedic take on American culture, political fear, and conspiracy theories of the atomic age—all delivered with witty dialogue and unforgettable humor.
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Open-World Destruction: Explore sandbox-style environments inspired by 1950s Americana, from sleepy suburbs to military bases—each filled with unsuspecting humans to abduct and experiment on.
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Advanced Alien Arsenal: Upgrade your weapons and abilities as you wreak havoc across Earth, leaving nothing but smoldering ruins in your path.
Destroy All Humans! on Xbox Original combines sci-fi action, dark humor, and total destruction into one unforgettable experience. Take control, invade the planet, and prove that Earth’s greatest threat isn’t from this world.
